How to end a conversation perfunctorily

friends, my dear friends, I know that each of you, in your long life, there are always several times, or many times, or countless times, can not wait to end a conversation.

but at a time like this, you will inevitably be a little panicked. How can you gracefully and gracefully make the other person back down in the face of difficulties and understand that you really can't go on talking? The idea of taking a bath is out of date. Today, let me teach you some of the experiences of me and my friends so that you can say goodbye to embarrassment and put a perfect end to conversations that you don't want to talk about.

first: OK! Great! Cool!

this is a perfunctory routine invented by my friend Zhang Chun. She is persistent and tireless, throwing out such a sentence pattern at any time. After a period of training, all her friends understand that as long as these three words come out, then, I just don't want to talk.

example:

friend: today I did the xx thing, went to the xx place and ate xx food.

you: OK! Great! Cool!

ends the conversation perfectly.

second: Ah, I want to take a shit

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No one can wake up a person who pretends to sleep, and no one can disturb a person who takes a shit. Shit is bigger than the sky, if you want to shit, then, who has the nerve to pull you to pour out your heart!

example:

friend: I seem to like someone.

you: Ah, I want to take a shit.

ends the conversation perfectly.

third: blessings are never too much

We Chinese like auspicious. whenever you can't say anything, please throw out a long list of blessings to make the other party choke in your festive offensive and never dare to say a word again.

example:

friend: my colleague is bored to death.

you: I wish you happiness, such as the life expectancy of Donghai is higher than that of Nanshan Golden Dragon Horse!

ends the conversation perfectly.

fourth: people who love to laugh won't have too bad luck

if you think the other person doesn't understand your intentions, then, believe me, my friend, frighten him with a series of has. One ha is not enough for a row, laugh until he is confused, laugh until he doubts himself, laugh until he does not know what you are laughing at, and dare not ask you half a word more.

friend: the new car broke down today. Why are you so unlucky? I'm sick of it.

you: ha

end the conversation perfectly.

Fifth: deliberately say the wrong thing and let the other person know that you are busy

this method is especially suitable for some people who are not familiar with it. If someone talks to you about something innocuous, but is not willing to end the conversation and insists on carrying it through to the end, then, you can pretend to send the wrong message to show that you have something else to do. Then, no matter how stupid the other person is, he should understand.

example:

friend: what are you going to eat later? it's almost lunchtime (smile)

you: I'll send you the information right away.

you: Ah, I'm sorry, you sent it wrong.

ends the conversation perfectly.

sixth: it is most appropriate to send a red packet with the amount of 3-5 yuan.

there is nothing in the world that one red packet cannot solve, if there is, then there are only two.

example:

friend: have you seen my moments? Give me alike.

you: a red packet

ends the conversation perfectly.

have you learned!

Okay, great, cool!